Now accepting reservations for make-outs.JK.Kinda.
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Children: Yes - living with me
Sexual Orientation: Bisexual
NEWS FLASH - We interrupt your profile browsing to alert you to a member you might be interested in....me!
I'm Kimmy. Yup, that'd be me.
What am I doing here? I don't know. I'm an idiot. :D
about me, eh? well, i'll get to all this later, because frankly right now i'm just too bored to fill this out. yes, i'm too bored to sit here and type out something that, let's face it, 90% of the people on this site won't read anyway. i mean, honestly...who comes to this site to read? this one's all about staring at good ol' fashioned tanda, right?
despite the overwhelming amount of tanda on this site, it has come to my attention that SOME folks do, in fact, read the about me business. of course, i did proclaim that about 10% would... thus far, me thinks i'm pretty much spot on ;)
really, though, let's get to the "about me." basically all you need to know is that i'm awesome. well, not so much, but i can pretend. i have zero ego, i swear. i just love how awesome i am. where did i hear that recently? man, that's going to be driving me nuts...kind of like if you attached a steering wheel to a guy's groin. wait, that's just disturbing on several levels...
i've been accused of being cynical, and i'm well aware that i'm sarcastic. i mean, to the point where, when the song "scar tissue" was first released, anytime the lyric "sarcastic mr. know-it-all" came on, anyone around me would immediately look at me, point, and tell me that the chili peppers must have written that about me.
i can't help being sarcastic. it's an easy way to deal with idiocy (the same reason it's so easy to be a cynic these days). however, i don't believe i have to defend myself for the whole know-it-all thing. what can i say? if the shoe fits.
you know what really grinds my gears? (full credit to Peter Griffin)
well, aside from when these are not the droids i'm looking for (yeah, what gives with that?"), what also grinds my gears is when people try a bit too hard to look "badass" or "cool" in their photos. for example: fanning out some cash. the first thought i have is, "wow, great, you've mastered the art of the automated teller machine. you really are somebody now." second thought is, "so, that pretty much depletes you account then, eh?" seriously, it's unintentionally hilarious. i almost feel bad for these people, and then i realize the people in question are more than likely douchebags. bonus points if they are fanning out a bunch of ones and fives.
what are my interests? well, should i be the "cliche funny girl" and say 'i like taking long walks on the beach, sunsets, and full frontal lobotomies'...?
or should i be the serious person and list every single thing i now or have ever enjoyed to some minuscule degree?
or should i simply ignore the whole "interests" heading and just ramble on and on about how i should treat this section?
let's think on this, and discuss later. there may or may not be a pop quiz at the end of the week, and most likely it will be on the air speed velocity of an unladen african swallow.
A little more about me:
I like to travel the world.
My favorite food is peanut butter and cheeto sandwiches. :)
Mommy: 4 years. Bisexual: 8 years. Too sexy for this shirt: 22 years.
Now accepting reservations for make-outs. (Just kidding.) (Kinda.)
I am not sure of a lot of things in this life but I do know that when I look at my daughter's face, I know exactly what love looks like.
What I'm Looking For
Ask yourself this question would she (wigglyjello) honestly want to talk to me? If the answer is no, get lost.
oh, and major points if you can cook good food for me.
wouldn't hurt if you made it habit to keep a tidy house, too.
you should also have extensive knowledge concerning laundering clothing, and you'd do well to be an expert at giving foot and back rubs.
Basically, if your idea of a good time is sitting around on your beanbag chair and watching Law and Order SVU repeats. Then you might want to move your hand slowly away from the "send mail" button. Otherwise, give it your best shot! Let's see what you're made of.