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I'm a dork looking for someone adorkable
Online: 2385 days ago   Updated: 2385 days ago   Joined: 2385 days ago
The Basics
  Age: 26   Gender: Male   Race: Caucasian   Location: Allendale Michigan United States
The Details
  Trendy, Stylish, Clean Cut   Casual
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  Shoulder Length
About Me

Did you know that Japan has SQUARE watermelons?

It's true, they grow their watermelons in boxes so that they will become square and thus easier to stack.

Now that I have your attention, let me tell you a bit about me.
( I wrote this in the form of a rap, so find a good beat and then read it)

I bought some dating books
they told me I was a disaster
and how to change who I am
so I could be a dating master

I don't ride motorcycles
I don't lift weights
I don't drive a trucks
with rusty looking plates

I don't eat steaks
I don't drink beer
and I promise you
I'm as skinny as I appear

I walk kinda funny
I laugh really strange
society labels me unmanly
but I will never ever change

I sold those books back
it's not worth it in the end
to change who I am
just to get a girlfriend

so for now just be my friend
maybe more will happen than you intend

That's my story, I'm not going to be someone I'm not just to impress women anymore. If I had to describe myself in one word, it would be adorkable. I'm looking for someone to be a dork with me.

I am a man who is trying to change the world. I have high hopes of being a motivational speaker some day. I have nine life goals that I strive for every day and I am not allowed to die until I have accomplished all of them. Start with the end in mind, that way you have no regrets.

What I'm Looking For

Maybe I'm looking for you! That is if you like:

Cute and simple active dates
and purple!

I like short hair, small chests, addictive laughs, and when a girl's heart shines bright through her eyes.


Join now - start dating free!

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