wearpurple247
I'm a dork looking for someone adorkable
The Basics
Age:
32
Gender:
Male
Race:
Caucasian
Location:
Allendale
Michigan
United States
The Details
Appearance: Casual, Stylish, Clean Cut Trendy
Hair Length: Shoulder LengthSexual Orientation: Straight
About Me
Did you know that Japan has SQUARE watermelons?
It's true, they grow their watermelons in boxes so that they will become square and thus easier to stack.
Now that I have your attention, let me tell you a bit about me.
( I wrote this in the form of a rap, so find a good beat and then read it)
I bought some dating books
they told me I was a disaster
and how to change who I am
so I could be a dating master
I don't ride motorcycles
I don't lift weights
I don't drive a trucks
with rusty looking plates
I don't eat steaks
I don't drink beer
and I promise you
I'm as skinny as I appear
I walk kinda funny
I laugh really strange
society labels me unmanly
but I will never ever change
I sold those books back
it's not worth it in the end
to change who I am
just to get a girlfriend
so for now just be my friend
maybe more will happen than you intend
That's my story, I'm not going to be someone I'm not just to impress women anymore. If I had to describe myself in one word, it would be adorkable. I'm looking for someone to be a dork with me.
I am a man who is trying to change the world. I have high hopes of being a motivational speaker some day. I have nine life goals that I strive for every day and I am not allowed to die until I have accomplished all of them. Start with the end in mind, that way you have no regrets.
What I'm Looking For
Maybe I'm looking for you! That is if you like:
Cute and simple active dates
Cuddling
Pokemon
and purple!
I like short hair, small chests, addictive laughs, and when a girl's heart shines bright through her eyes.
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