vampism
I will entice you with cupcakes, I promise.
The Basics
Age:
32
Gender:
Female
Race:
Caucasian
Location:
Florida
United States
The Details
Body Type: A few extra pounds, VoluptuousAppearance: Casual, AverageSexual Orientation: Bi-Curious, StraightHair Colour: Black, Brown
About Me
I am me. Because that is too short, I'll ellaborate. I'm hilarious, or so I think I am. I tend to be clumsy, but I think that's just cause I'mso darn cute. If I feel comfortable around you, I may end up having a southern accent. If not, then I'm just not that comfy. I like taking pictures, both of myself and other people. IAMNOTAPHOTOGRAPHER. Period. I like drawing, and I love singing. I do indeed enjoy bursting into song and dance at random times, and no, I don't need to be high or drunk to do this. I'm usually up for anything except sex. NO INTIMATE ENCOUNTERS PLOX. I do not want to see your wang before I know your name, seriously.
How random am I? While typing this, I put on medical gloves *and made sure to snap them like they do on TV, don't worry* and started dancing to Numa Numa without it actually being on. All so I could kill a mosquito. I hate skeetos. D:
What I'm Looking For
Lol seriously? Must.. not.. troll.. Okay. Basically, no stalkers. In fact, if you like me, don't actually try to get with me. I know, it sounds weird. I want you to treat me differently, like one of the guys. Joke with me, poke fun at me, I'll enjoy it. Unless you downright insult me, I won't be offended. If you get mushy on me, I'll kick you in the nads or ovaries. I guess I'm a tomboy. IF we do end up dating, that's when the romantic crap starts. I am the type to write poems, serenade, flirt and woo my loverz. But I won't do this if I don't like you, or if you try too hard. I rather enjoy getting to know people before starting anything with them. I know. What a bummer. Deal with it, I promise I'm worth it.
ALSO! If you're one of those guys that's like 'Man, I'm a fat loozer, no girl would date me..' GTFOVER HERE. I am all over personality. I seriously. Will not. Judge. Anyone. So long as you keep your pants on, cause then that makes you an AIDS infested ape. Do not want plz.
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