I'll tell my kids How I Met Their Mother.
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Body Type: Athletic, Slim
Sexual Orientation: Straight
In an ideal world, I'd like to think of myself as a globetrotting, jetset, international superstar who rides kangaroos across the treetops of Antarctica while devouring nothing but baked goods and root beer, saving the world from the terrors of d-bags dressed in glittery Ed Hardy shirts and reeking of cheap Axe body spray, while educating impoverished yet rebellious Amish kids about the wonders of modern technology and Facebook, and donating blood as much as possible, not only because I have a universal blood type, but because I like the all-natural high feeling I crave from being woozy and lacking crucial electrolytes. I get a similar kick out of staying awake for 40 hours in a row, taking long hot showers, and driving slowly in the fast lane.
This uncensored personality is balanced by my fierce ambition and loyalty towards family and friends everyday. I get along best with those with a nutty personality and grounded responsibilities. Wacky girls next door apply within!
What I'm Looking For
You should message me if...
You know who you are as a person, are ambitious, adventurous, and entrepreneurial.
You enjoy exotic food, eclectic music, and extended sleeping and showering sessions.
You're rather sarcastic, very witty, ultra-intelligent, and energetic.
You value honesty, loyalty, integrity, courtesy, and open-mindedness.
You don't really pay attention to sports, politics, or religion.
You value alone time (independence) AND being together.
You believe in romance and powerful emotions.
Your life is more or less "complete" and don't need me to "complete" it for you but would still like to share in the contagious energy and vitality.
You're organized, clean, hygienic, and have your life's priorities in place.