thebeardedschlong
Hopeless and searching...looking for love.
The Basics
Age:
53
Gender:
Male
Race:
Mixed
Location:
...
Oregon
United States
The Details
Appearance: In Need of Attention, Stylish, TrendySexual Orientation: Bi-Curious
About Me
My name is Justin Krieger, paint ball is my life, friday night karaoke, bowling, and ping pong. My life is crazy, xoxoxo
Maybe I should just cut to the chase:
For my "Dating Interests" I have:
"toenail clipping, godzilla movies, camping in cemeteries,
underwater bowling, sightseeing of federal penitentiaries, holding up liquor stores,
mutual hate discussions, driving in reverse on the interstate, being spanked"
I guess Im lucky... 'cause so far I dont think anyone has mistaken my humor there. (yet!)
What I'm Looking For
Ive always been interested in men, but my newfound obsession with the female race is taking over. Harry Potter fan!
i could've shortened my ad to a bumper sticker i bought years ago and keep above my corkboard:
OBSESSIVE, COMPULSIVE, NEUROTIC, ANTI-SOCIAL, MANIC and PARANOID, but BASICALLY NORMAL
but it's better to let the demons out more slowly than all at once..
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