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thebeardedschlong
Hopeless and searching...looking for love.
Online: 2349 days ago   Updated: 2349 days ago   Joined: 2349 days ago
 
The Basics
  Age: 47   Gender: Male   Race: Mixed   Location: ... Oregon United States
The Details
Body Type:
  Athletic
Appearance:
  In Need of Attention, Stylish, Trendy
Children:
  None
Smoking:
  Non-smoker
Eye Colour:
  Brown
Hair Length:
  Short
Sexual Orientation:
  Bi-Curious
Hair Colour:
  Brown
About Me

My name is Justin Krieger, paint ball is my life, friday night karaoke, bowling, and ping pong. My life is crazy, xoxoxo
Maybe I should just cut to the chase:

For my "Dating Interests" I have:

"toenail clipping, godzilla movies, camping in cemeteries,
underwater bowling, sightseeing of federal penitentiaries, holding up liquor stores,
mutual hate discussions, driving in reverse on the interstate, being spanked"

I guess Im lucky... 'cause so far I dont think anyone has mistaken my humor there. (yet!)

What I'm Looking For

Ive always been interested in men, but my newfound obsession with the female race is taking over. Harry Potter fan!

i could've shortened my ad to a bumper sticker i bought years ago and keep above my corkboard:

OBSESSIVE, COMPULSIVE, NEUROTIC, ANTI-SOCIAL, MANIC and PARANOID, but BASICALLY NORMAL

but it's better to let the demons out more slowly than all at once..

 
 

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