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sweetweasle
I take showers not baths, 350 people drown a year
Online: 2375 days ago   Updated: 2376 days ago   Joined: 2376 days ago
 
The Basics
  Age: 35   Gender: Female   Race: African   Location: Missouri United States
The Details
Body Type:
  Athletic, Slim
Appearance:
  Casual, Average, Trendy
Children:
  None
Smoking:
  Non-smoker
Eye Colour:
  Brown
Hair Length:
  Short
Sexual Orientation:
  Bisexual
Hair Colour:
  Brown
About Me

I'm a twin, we are identical but don't look alike. Ha figure that one out. I have a webpage and a twitter account. Why? What I say should be taught in schools, made as commandments and someone told me to. I'll probably make you shit in your pants. No, that's not right...I mean piss in your pants.
What I'm Looking For

A human being who understands sarcasm and humor. I don't care about arms and legs cause they are the ones that understand sarcasm the best. I would also prefer if you didn't care if I decided to strip out of my clothes in public. I am not a hooker, stripper(exotic dancer) or a pornstar. I wish I was a pornstar. I just don't like wearing clothes.
 
 

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