sweetweasle
I take showers not baths, 350 people drown a year
The Basics
Age:
42
Gender:
Female
Race:
African
Location:
Missouri
United States
The Details
Body Type: Athletic, SlimAppearance: Casual, Average, TrendySexual Orientation: Bisexual
About Me
I'm a twin, we are identical but don't look alike. Ha figure that one out. I have a webpage and a twitter account. Why? What I say should be taught in schools, made as commandments and someone told me to. I'll probably make you shit in your pants. No, that's not right...I mean piss in your pants.
What I'm Looking For
A human being who understands sarcasm and humor. I don't care about arms and legs cause they are the ones that understand sarcasm the best. I would also prefer if you didn't care if I decided to strip out of my clothes in public. I am not a hooker, stripper(exotic dancer) or a pornstar. I wish I was a pornstar. I just don't like wearing clothes.
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