steelneena
writing this from jail
The Basics
Age:
59
Gender:
Female
Race:
Caucasian
Location:
bayside
New York
United States
The Details
Sexual Orientation: Straight
About Me
I am nice to my mother and rarely kick puppies. No tatoos, no kids, one scar, no criminal record (that thing in Paris was just a misunderstanding).
I was quite possibly born on the wrong side of the equator.
I have some relatively useful skills (can make a mean lasagna and can dance the salsa) and some not so useful skills (can drive a tractor and curse in Dutch). I fixed my own toilet (never mind how many trips I made to home depot - who's counting?) Does anyone read this far ?
I’ve tried a lot of the things I always wanted to try (I would also like to learn to blow glass one day) – I’m looking for someone to help me make a new list ;).
Whatever it means not to play games, the only game I play is scrabble and something on my ipod (not proud of it, but that balloon thing is really addicting).
I have lived all over the world (mostly europe) and love to travel, but that is mostly because I love the TSA pat-down, but who doesn't?
my job:
I am a scientist. I am not an evil scientist (so hard to get good henchmen nowadays). I don't wear black socks with sandals. I am not trying to take over the world.
favorite things:
fireflies, nephew, pizza, bike, nephew, summer, dancing, nephew, reading, mojitos, nephew, music, did I mention I love my nephew?
last read:
The gospel according to Biff and a spam offering to increase the size of my you-know-what
What I'm Looking For
About you: you can be slightly nuts (not wearing an aluminum hat nuts). You are secretly a little responsible. If your friends get a flat on a rainy day, they call you (and you go). You can remember how much you love someone even when they are driving you crazy. You look fetching in a tool belt. You don't park in handicapped spaces. You can have baggage, but it has to fit under the seat in front of you. Must have a pic
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