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simplygr8ful
Want something to be grateful for?
Online: 2111 days ago   Updated: 2111 days ago   Joined: 2111 days ago
 
The Basics
  Age: 55   Gender: Male   Race: Caucasian   Location: Somersworth New Hampshire United States
The Details
Body Type:
  A few extra pounds
Smoking:
  Occaisional smoker
Appearance:
  Casual
Eye Colour:
  Green
Children:
  Yes - not living with me
Hair Length:
  Short
Sexual Orientation:
  Straight
About Me

about me, lets see. The most interesting man in the world learned everything he knows from me. I designed Batmans' outfit, no I had nothing to do with Robins (as he cringes thinking about it). My parents are Wonder Woman and the Green Hornet. I designed all of NASAs' rockets, except the ones that didn't work, (I was on vacation those weeks fighting crime). My interests are splitting atoms, turning coal into diamonds, and solving all the worlds problems. My greatest accomplishments are teaching yogi how to open a pic-a-nik basket, convincing Henry Ford to use a motor instead of pedals, and putting the moon close enough to the earth to keep us all grounded. In the future I plan to put water supplies in all the worlds deserts, add a new color to rainbows and make them appear without rain. If you'd like to know more, just call the President and get my private number from him, but dont mention the whole economy thing, he's a little touchy about not taking my advise from the beginning.

What I'm Looking For

A woman with a golden lasso (could be mommy issues), doesnt mind wind in her hair, and changing time zones rapidly. If thats too much to ask for, then how about someone willing to spend time getting to know each other :)
 
 

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