simplygr8ful
Want something to be grateful for?
The Basics
Age:
62
Gender:
Male
Race:
Caucasian
Location:
Somersworth
New Hampshire
United States
The Details
Body Type: A few extra poundsSmoking: Occaisional smokerChildren: Yes - not living with meSexual Orientation: Straight
About Me
about me, lets see. The most interesting man in the world learned everything he knows from me. I designed Batmans' outfit, no I had nothing to do with Robins (as he cringes thinking about it). My parents are Wonder Woman and the Green Hornet. I designed all of NASAs' rockets, except the ones that didn't work, (I was on vacation those weeks fighting crime). My interests are splitting atoms, turning coal into diamonds, and solving all the worlds problems. My greatest accomplishments are teaching yogi how to open a pic-a-nik basket, convincing Henry Ford to use a motor instead of pedals, and putting the moon close enough to the earth to keep us all grounded. In the future I plan to put water supplies in all the worlds deserts, add a new color to rainbows and make them appear without rain. If you'd like to know more, just call the President and get my private number from him, but dont mention the whole economy thing, he's a little touchy about not taking my advise from the beginning.
What I'm Looking For
A woman with a golden lasso (could be mommy issues), doesnt mind wind in her hair, and changing time zones rapidly. If thats too much to ask for, then how about someone willing to spend time getting to know each other :)
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