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saturn6
Just when you thought it was safe to go swimming
Online: 2236 days ago   Updated: 2236 days ago   Joined: 2236 days ago
 
The Basics
  Age: 55   Gender: Male   Race: Other   Location: Bedfordshire United Kingdom
The Details
Body Type:
  Athletic
Appearance:
  Trendy
Children:
  Yes - living with me
Smoking:
  Non-smoker
Eye Colour:
  Green
Hair Length:
  Short
Sexual Orientation:
  Straight
Hair Colour:
  Black
About Me

"My ideal lot in life would consist of wandering through a pre-industrialized, pre-agriculturalized Earth, eating fruit and squirrels, occasionally stopping to sleep and hump. I can't do that, however, because most of the world is now considered someone's or some government's property, which if you ask me, is a fantasy. But I guess you didn't ask me, so forget that I just said (er, wrote) that."

I like telling jokes to a lady after sex. Heck, by that time, she's already used to laughing at me, so I like to make the most of it.

For my "Dating Interests" I have:

"toenail clipping, godzilla movies, camping in cemeteries,
underwater bowling, sightseeing of HM Prisons, holding up Wine Merchant stores,
mutual hate discussions, driving in reverse on the motorway, oh and being spanked" :-)

What I'm Looking For

Looking for a sexy woman with big hair to cook, clean, and pick up unemployment checks.
Who is the girl of my dreams? How the hell would I know - I'm too d*mn busy dreaming about cars and motorbikes to get around to dreaming about girls. Priorities!

However, if you do decide to come over then you'll immediately be impressed by the fact that my bathroom and toilet are kept clean. That's why first impressions are useful - it will take you years to figure out that it only takes me about 43 seconds with some bleach to do that, and that absolutely nothing else gets done around the house.

No seriously.....

 
 

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