posada629
Hi! I hate that this is a must for this site!
The Basics
Age:
35
Gender:
Female
Race:
Caucasian
Location:
Blue Island
Illinois
United States
The Details
Body Type: A few extra poundsSexual Orientation: Straight
About Me
About me: I'm 5'7, and I am a combination of chubby and muscly. Certainly not "thin". I dress for comfort, and could care less about fashion. (Jeans and T's are the way to go for me!)
I've had my share of bad luck when it comes to school, and currently am not enrolled. However, I'm going through a transitional period in life right now, due to some serious changes I've had as of late.
I am one of the women of today who surprisingly hasn't forgotten morality and loyalty. However, I don't seem to be finding the same deal when it comes to men. Maybe you can prove me wrong? And no, I'm not being sexist, I'm simply leaving a window of opportunity WIDE OPEN to any doting surveyor who is unsure how to message me :-p
Music is kind of a big deal to me.
I love rock/metal/classic rock/acoustic/trip hop/pop/classical. I'll give anything a chance. However, I am not a huge fan of rap/hip hop.
Some of my favorite artists are:Korn, Avenged Sevenfold, Godsmack, Disturbed, Kamelot, Evanescence,The Rolling Stones, System of a down, and Incubus.
I don't have a car :( But I know how to take trains and buses fairly well.
things that are important to me in a partner
1. NO BIBLE THUMPERS- I'm borderline atheist. I will respect religious beliefs, as long as they aren't CRAZY and being shoved down my throat.
2. Humor- My humor is different...It's smart/retarded. I know that is a somewhat contradictory description, but there ya go.
3. Tall and cuddly!- I prefer to have someone who's at LEAST my height, and higher. I also want someone who's body shape is similar to mine. Like I said earlier, I'm chubby/muscly. ( I work out fairly often) I like bigger men, but not HUGE men! It just doesn't work.
4. No strings attached- If we're dating, I'm dating YOU. Not your friends, or your family. Though I will do well to mind my manners and show respect while amongst the aforementioned parties, I will NOT CARE what they think of me.
5. Be unique- It seems like every guy's profile is nearly the same!
I'm a laid-back guy, who's into sports/the outdoors/cars. I wear a lot of american eagle clothing. I like to get drunk and part a LOT. I'm looking for a chic who is way the f u c k outta my league, but perhaps somehow she will see my douchey photos and vague description on this website, and totally wanna bang me."
Yeah. That's what most of you sound like! You know what that translates to?
I'm a loser moron. And I'm boring.
What I'm Looking For
Overall, I guess I'm looking for a mature man, who hasn't forgotten how to use his sense of humor, and isn't a shallow b a s t a r d. (by mature, I didn't mean OLD. Ew.) Also, I want someone who shares commonalities with me on a personal, as well as intellectual level.
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