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  Age: 42   Gender: Male   Race: Caucasian   Location: Florida United States
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I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice… I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees. I write award winning operas and manage time efficiently. Occasionally I tread water for three days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous and god like trombone playing. I cook 30 minute meals in 20 minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love and unfortunately and outlaw in Peru… I don’t perspire. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water I single handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number 9 and have won the weekend passes. Children trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I know the location of every item in walmart. The laws of physics don’t apply to me… I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends to let off steam I practice full contact origami. Years ago, I discovered the meaning of life… but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a****ail skewer and a toaster oven. I have won bull fights in San Juan, cliff diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have preformed open heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis!
ok thats all crap! but you smiled so say hi!


What I'm Looking For

I'm just as happy sitting around chillin as I am out doing things, I do like seeing and doing new things, so much I wanna see out there. I like car stuff "I'm a guy" enjoy learning new things love watching documentaries and tv like discovery and what not. sports "duh I'm a guy" shooting pool and bowling is always fun! Love my friends they can always cheer me up no matter what! I love cooking and trying new recipes I see in books or online! bbq's are always great! wanna get back in school for radiology or EMT, would love to open my own business "but thats just fun to think about"
just started back to the gym "I miss those things ya know abs" lol

 
 

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