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The Basics
Age:
35
Gender:
Male
Race:
Caucasian
Location:
Grand Rapids
Michigan
United States
The Details
Sexual Orientation: StraightHair Colour: Brown, Blonde
About Me
If you're reading this out loud I just made you say "it's the little things in life that matter; like throwing your shit at a bus full of children".
I wouldn't want to be you, in a library right now.
I figured you'd enjoy people looking at you. If this online dating thing doesn't work out, you've got some new friends to fall back on, just make sure to smile. People like that.
Also, your new friends might be using you, because they're in a library, and don't have a computer of their own, so they're probably homeless, and willing to put up with someone that says horrible things, for a meal.
I'm Eric. Hi.
What I'm Looking For
I want somebody that has a good sense of humor, laughs at my awful sense of humor, and just makes things nicer when they're there.
Oh, and tits.
I want to have at least some chance of getting out of a ticket next time I get pulled over.
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