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Online: 2026 days ago   Updated: 2026 days ago   Joined: 2027 days ago
The Basics
  Age: 44   Gender: Male   Race: Other   Location: Oakville Ontario Canada
The Details
Body Type:
  Clean Cut
  None but want some soon
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Hair Length:
  Very Short
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About Me

Do you always follow instructions this well? LOL. Don't read unless you can handle a man with a strong multi-faceted personality. I'm a little bit rock star, armchair psychologist, philosopher, comedian, all rolled up in one. Throw in a good helping of mischief, and blend well in a hot-tub.

*** Ladies, thanks for all the emails. If I don't respond today, don't be offended. I'll reply even if I don't think we'd jive. It's called "manners". ***

I'm going to list what I don't want rather than what I want. If you're bright enough to figure it out, email me.

- I expect someone as attractive as I am. However, I'm not impressed by looks alone, if that's all you've got, we probably won't hit if off. Street smarts and a kind heart go a long way.

I'm not looking for a one-night stand (although they do happen, a guy who says they don't is either lying or inept, which do you want?)and I'm not looking for a new wife - I'm seeking the happy middle-ground between those two extremes, whether casual or committed. And no, just because I'm attractive doesn't automatically make me a player. If you're a hottie, does that automatically make you a slut?

- I grew up around mostly women, I'll treat you with respect. If you can't do the same, we won't get along. I can be sensitive when necessary, but I'm not a punching bag. I'll roll up my sleeves and carry you when needed, but I won't repeatedly rescue you from self-created crises. I'll surprise you with chocolate when you're PMS'ing, but if you go off on me for no reason I'll eat the chocolate myself.

- Age doesn't matter to me, emotional maturity does. If drama follows you around, contact a talent agency.

- Relationships are not fairy tales, I'm not prince charming, and you're not a princess. It takes work from two. If you don't get it, we won't jive. I can bring fantasy to life (can you?), but we have to re-visit reality occasionally. I can sweep you off your feet, but you'll have to knock my socks off. If you don't think you can get me barefoot, you probably can't.

- If you're a high-maintenance Barbie, we won't connect well. However, if you can go from tom-boy to decked-out hottie, I'll think you're quite sexy

What I'm Looking For

- I don't control nor manipulate, but rest assured I will influence you. (I'll lead you into some mischief and you'll like it.) If you are a control freak, we won't get along. Go find an insecure spineless wuss to lick your boots, there are plenty to choose from!

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