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  Age: 44   Gender: Male   Race: Caucasian   Location: Maryland United States
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About Me

I'm a fun-lovin', damn fine-lookin', all-around awesome guy looking for a good woman to have fun with.

I love going to karaoke and I'm a die-hard Orioles (which should prove to you that I'm incredibly loyal) and Ravens fan. If you're a Yankees, Steelers, or (to a lesser extent) Red Sox fan, we're going to be fighting for 6 months out of the year; it'd probably be best if you look elsewhere.

I'm a foodie and willing to try anything at least once, but I'm a horrible cook, so if you've got skillz (yes, with a z) in the kitchen I'm sure we'll get along just fine. I eat meat (but I love the veggies too), and one of my life's goals is to taste every single animal that I possibly can. I've got a (pretty pathetic) list going and I'm always looking to add to it.

During the summer I play on a vintage base ball team as the pitcher. We play using 1864 rules, without protective equipment, and without gloves, in wool and cotton uniforms. It's really challenging, a lot of fun, gives me an opportunity to do some travelling, and is the perfect marriage of my love of baseball and my love of history.

I love movies. I'll watch anything from fart jokes to foreign flicks. I love cult and horror movies and Asian cinema (I'm not afraid to do a little reading). I try to make it out to Horrofind Weekend every year. My trivial knowledge is god-like and I can out-quote you under the table. Musically I'm all over the map. I like the Dead Kennedys and They Might Be Giants and Patsy Cline and Madonna and show tunes and The Toasters and The Ramones and Buddy Holly and the White Stripes and System of A Down and RUN-DMC and Disturbed and Weird Al Yankovic and about a billion other musical artists. I literally never know what's coming up next when I shuffle my playlist and I absolutely love it that way.

I'm grew up as a geek, and a geek I shall forever remain. I love video games, and I can fix your computer for you when you catch something nasty. I played Dungeons and Dragons and read comic books as a kid. And as a teenager. And as an adult. But I'm not all hardcore about it, even if I flaunt it now and then, and I'm not going to make you sit around for hours watching me kill zombies or what-have-you, unless you're into that sort of thing, of course.

If you wear glasses, that's a huuuuuuge plus. I've never seen a woman that didn't look a bajillion times hotter while wearing glasses. Never.

I've been told I'm a fantastic kisser, but as I haven't managed to kiss myself yet, you're gonna have to see for yourself first-hand. And speaking of hands, I've also been told that I'm absolutely phenomenal with mine, if you take my meaning. And I think that you do.

We can discuss my other areas of expertise over dinner after you message me.

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What I'm Looking For

I'm looking to meet someone at least twice as awesome as I am, and half as good looking. Or maybe the other way around. Since I'm a guy on an online dating site, which is a direct mirror to the real world, 99% of you aren't even going to stumble across my profile unless I've messaged you first. If you're in that 1 percentile, then you already know this to be true: men love it when women make the first move. If you're that kind of woman then I'm sure we'll get along just fine.

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