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Online: 2266 days ago   Updated: 2266 days ago   Joined: 2266 days ago
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  Age: 31   Gender: Male   Race: Caucasian   Location: Clyde Ohio United States
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About Me

The laws of physics do not apply to me.
Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.
I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.
I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants.
Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear.
I don't perspire.
I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy.
I bat 400.
I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket.
I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair.
While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery.
On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami.
Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down.
I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven.
I breed prize-winning clams.
I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin.
I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid.

but ive yet to find a decent girl....

im Aaron....be gentle

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What I'm Looking For

Well, im not really looking, but if something comes along im open to give it a try
Id prefer a female whos not fake, relatively attractive and has an I.Q above the
3rd grade level.


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