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The Basics
Age:
40
Gender:
Male
Race:
Caucasian
Location:
toms river
New Jersey
United States
The Details
Sexual Orientation: Straight
About Me
About me, where to start hmmm. Well i like long walks off short peirs. putting potatos in socks, and making nunchucks out of them, to fight off the ninjas that attack me in my sleep... I crossed over to the darkside of the force years ago, and haven't been the same since. They do have some bangin cookies though... I'm a hopeless romantic, i like sunsets and star filled nights... I like girls with curves, confidence, tattoos, piercings, and sexy eyes. The eyes are the most important because they never change, well unless you go blind, then they are creapy ass white. Fuckin weird albino eyes are a major turn off. Eh i'm going to hell i'll save you a seat fucker haha. I tend to go for chicks that treat me like shit, what can i say clam is my weakness. I've had my heart ripped out and shown to me by a few crazy bitches. Like a fucked up kung fu movie, but i gotta remember they are retarded and need to grow up a little... I still take the approach that the next one isn't as bad as the last. I don't like spreading my pain to people that don't deserve it, but the ones that do, well I would love to tazer you in the neck. You know who you are... If you got this far into this then we are equally as fucked up, so hit me up. If your one of those people trying to make sence of this, or figure out what's wrong with me. Do yourself a favor stand up, face the closest wall, look down at your toes, and run forward jackass... Got to love the dumb ass puppets of the world. muhahahahaha.
What I'm Looking For
If you read this far, and your still laughing. If you read it and your thinking wtf messege me anyway. Don't be shy you never know what you're going to miss out on unless you try. I'm looking for a woman that can laugh at anything.
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