TELLIN IT LIKE IT IS.....
840 days ago
840 days ago
1711 days ago
Children: Yes - not living with me
Smoking: Occaisional smoker
Sexual Orientation: Straight
I'm an easy-going, laid back guy, born and raised in LA (Lower Alabama). I do everything slow and easy and have never met a stranger. I drive a pickup and do not own anything without a motor, or live plants, or critters with fins or four legs. Everyday I do whatever I feel like doing... belching, scratching, piddling with the computer, and fooling around at the pool or fishing on the beach. Love watching PGA golf on TV.
I wear shorts, T-shirts and flip flops most of the time and I prefer, gals wearing halters or bikinis, Budweiser, and bars with trashy, long-haired, tattooed bands playing southern rock (wish I had a bike). But I'm also comfortable in a suit and tie (funerals only), or a fancy upscale place, a theatre, art gallery, formal dinner. Yeah, sure. Seriously, I do like a sports bar on football Saturdays for beer, wings and Bama. And cooking, watching movies, and making out at my home or yours. And driving nearby picturesque country roads and even further away to observe the beauty of our national parks, mountains, and seashores. And watching my grandkids play sports. Politically, I am a conservative independent. Obama's gotta go!!!
I know many of you 'over-50' ladies are into jogging, hiking, weightlifting, skydiving, bungee jumping, parasailing, mud wrestling, mountain climbing, treadmilling, kayaking, trudging down beaches in the moonlight, and other sadistic self-tortures. I AM NOT!!! But, I just love digging in the dirt, bringing in plants, vacuum cleaners, hammers, screwdrivers, hanging curtain rods and pictures, fixing stuff, and cleaning house. NOT!!! Gimme a break!!! But, I will put the toilet seat back down but only if you raise it first. Smiles.
Finally, what do I have to offer? Whatever's left.
What I'm Looking For
Attractive, intelligent, considerate, fun-loving woman. I like shorter, petite ladies not over 5'5" tall. Must like to travel the U.S.