ilikeyourducklips
I Like Your Duck Lips
The Basics
Age:
53
Gender:
Male
Race:
Caucasian
Location:
Columbia
Missouri
United States
The Details
Children: Yes - not living with meSexual Orientation: Straight
About Me
My last relationship ended suddenly and tragically after a late night visit in the dark to the bathroom. I like cats, but my ex girlfriend seems to really prefer cats to humans. When I returned to bed the only thing that I could think to say was "I stubbed my toe. Sorry about your cat's a$$hole." After a couple of weeks my badly sprang toe healed, but to this day the cat still walks on it's tip-toes with it's tall raised straight up in the air. I have lost girlfriends before, but never to a stuck up pu$$y.
Hi, I am single for a reason, but I would like to change this. I am an extremely easy going man. I see beauty in most things and I enjoy letting those in my life know how important they are to me. I enjoy very casual thing such as drinking coffee and people watching while avoiding furry little speed bumps. I am also easily distracted by bees and squirrels. I actually awoke this morning lying naked in a hammock with an empty wine bottle next to me and a squirrel asleep on my stomach. I have never felt so one with nature before. It was a beautiful moment that was only blemished by the hickey on my left nut. Oh! I like nuts. Peanuts, almonds, cashews, ect. Very Yummy. Feel free to contact me. I really love meeting new people.
What I'm Looking For
I would like to meet someone that is emotionally available to build a relationship with. Or at least somebody that is not ready but can make me not care. Sometimes it is all about the ride. Lol
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