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funguyryan
Just a fun, chill guy.
Online: 2822 days ago   Updated: 2823 days ago   Joined: 2823 days ago
 
The Basics
  Age: 37   Gender: Male   Race: Caucasian   Location: Kaukauna Wisconsin United States
The Details
Smoking:
  Smokes only when drinking
Appearance:
  Casual
Children:
  None
Sexual Orientation:
  Straight
Hair Colour:
  Brown
Body Type:
  Stocky
Eye Colour:
  Blue
Hair Length:
  Short
About Me

I am a simple guy who loves to have fun. What I look for in a women??? A women who can take a joke and dish it out as well. A women who loves sports and likes to go to games (Packers, Brewers, Gamblers...). I like a women who can go out and party on a Friday or sit at home and watch a movie. I do NOT want someone who dresses like a slut or dances on bars when they are out with their friends. Then you have no respect for yourself hence, no respect for others.

More about me.... I am a sarcastic fun loving guy. I make everyone I am around laugh because of my awesome personality. I have never been in a fight and never will be. If you are looking for that "bad ass" guy I am not him. I love to surprise the people I care about. Wether it is with a breakfast in bed or a surprise road trip when you least expect it. I LOVE Vegas! I am a horrible speller. I am random so you will never be bored. I am one of those people that can sit in a room with someone for hours and say nothing at all or I could sit there and talk/listen for hours.

I love Camping, I only dance when I'm drunk, I suck at bar dice, I cant sing at all, I love the Red Sox and I love golf even know my 7 year old goddaughter is better than me. I go hunting just to drink beer with my Dad. My dad is the shit! I think sitting in 2 degree weather to wait for a animal to walk past you is just plain stupid. I love to lay in bed during a thunderstorm. There is nothing better than laying in bed during during a storm with the person you care about in your arms!

I hate hate hate people that come home and bitch about work. We all hate work so deal with it. If it is that bad, quit! I do not want to hear how Susie from accounting jammed the fax machine. I dont care. I only like work stories when it involves someone falling of the chair or blowing up their lunch in the microwave.

I am a firm believer in a few things:
* It is what it is
* What goes around comes around (Kharma is a bitch)
* I never go to bed mad
* If you cheat or ever have cheated, you are trash
* My family and friends are awesome and the single most important thing to me.
* I can not stand heights but I want to skydive!

I want someone who will stand by my side no matter what. I have never had that and truely want that in a relationship. Even if I think a decision you make is wrong, I will support you. Either two things will happen; you will prove me wrong or I will console you if you fail.

As you can tell I am very passionate man about the things I believe in and I will take passion in the things you love too.

This is me. Take it, leave it or laugh at me. It is what it is!


What I'm Looking For

A women who knows what she wants...none of this "I need to find myself" crap. If you dress like a slut, move on. If you have ever cheated I want nothing to do with you.
 
 

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