I kicked Adam to the curb, free spot available!
1773 days ago
1773 days ago
1773 days ago
Sexual Orientation: Straight
WARNING: THIS PROFILE WAS WRITTEN BACK WHEN DINOSAURS STILL DOMINATED THIS PLANET! SO I APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE IF ANYONE IS HURT DURING THIS SHOW..... FEEL FREE TO MAKE FUN OF IT JUST DO IT SPARINGLY BECAUSE I DO NOT HAVE THAT MANY MORE TEARS TO SHED FOR YOU ASSHOLES!
Well, my name is Eve and I am originally from Jacksonville Florida and plan on moving back home after I retire.... I'm am wanting to find a really awesome friend that I can hang with on a daily basis, then if it feels right I want it to become a serious relationship, after that who knows what might happen... I love to hike, camp, fish, hunt, well anything that has to do with being outdoors, also addicted to anything that gets my heart racing and I play a lot of video games. I love to work with electronics, i have built several computers but im still learning. I also have a little yellow mustang which is my project car.... I'm very easy going, will do almost any activity the people around me are doing....I'm willing to do just about anything for someone who can be caring and loving in return. I love a clean and friendly environment but thus far mine is a little empty...Loving someone and taking care of those who deserve it. I have been told that i have great ears...lol.I am willing to listen to anyones rants and give my best advice. Also video games, all kinds.
I like long walks on the beach, unicorns, and ruining the lives of small children by telling them they're adopted and their parents don't really love them. Then I suplex them and take their candy.
No, I'm not being serious, and I hope you didn't need me to tell you that. I am, however, a very dry and sarcastic person. I make inappropriate jokes at inappropriate times, I'm often needlessly cruel to people I don't know (and even to people I do know!), and in general, you can always count on me to make any situation an awkward one. Adjectives frequently used to describe me are "goofy," "crazy," and "OH GOD DID YOU REALLY JUST SAY THAT UGH YOU ARE SO GROSS."
Otherwise, I consider myself smarter than your average monkey. I like learning, and if I don't know something, I'm quick to educate myself about it. I can enjoy doing just about anything, from bowling to cooking to watching stupid Youtube videos to window pickle races at McDonalds to throwing baseballs at beehives and then running like hell.
Overall, once you get past my somewhat prickly exterior, you'll see that I'm a spontaneous, fun-loving gal with a great sense of humor blah blah blah. Does anyone else's eyes just glaze over when they read stuff like that? I feel dirty just for typing it.
What I'm Looking For
Someone that can keep up with my life style.....I need someone to be able to say I have gone too far, because I have No filter and I joke around a lot. I used to be very outgoing and would jump on any opportunity to have an adventure but lately I have calmed down and just want to sit around the house and play video games So you need to be able to put a boot up my ass until I leave the house and experience the world that has a sun in it again.....