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The Basics
Age:
37
Gender:
Male
Race:
Other
Location:
tuolumne
California
United States
The Details
Children: None but want some soonSmoking: Smokes only when drinkingSexual Orientation: Straight
About Me
Here is where I am supposed to describe myself so total strangers can evaluate and judge me. I believe we are the summation of our stuff, our tastes, and our knowledge, now having said that I want you to know that I know all the lyrics to “The Humpty Dance” by the Digital Underground. I would like to think that I am not a very complicated person but after reflecting on what to write here I have discovered that I am a train wreck. Damn these profiles! Instead of sitting here and writing a really long and boring story about my life I decided to just give you a bunch of random facts about me: - i cant touch cotton( i have to have my friends take it out of aspirin containers for me) - i thinks sharpies smell amazing -i have some pretty ridiculous tattoos -i am extremely random --I can nail just about any movie quote. Proving once and for all that I know everything about nothing. -i am a firefighter( and no its not worth trying to get a girl at the bar by saying that, plane just doesn't work) -Reading the Snapple fact of the day from the cap of a bottle of Snapple makes me happy. -I am a good DJ but I have NO other musical talent, and not even spinning. I can just change cds with a good music selection. So after further thought, I guess I don’t have any musical talent --I think MTV is really the downfall of American youth culture, bad music has been pushed on people to a level that is unheard of even surpassing the disco era …… but I can’t stop watching “The Hills”. (Kidding I don’t watch The Hills… no really.) -Fox News is evil -I hate the smell of theme park water --I have an irrational hatred of Paris Hilton, JJ Reddick, small dogs, and the show "lost"
What I'm Looking For
smart, funny, someone who can go out and have a good time but at the same time stay home watch a movie and relax. someone who is willing to commit. hard working willing to try new thing and make me laugh is a plus
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