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The Basics
Age:
36
Gender:
Male
Race:
Asian
Location:
colombo
Sri Lanka
The Details
Sexual Orientation: Straight
About Me
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ex is a sensation. It's about a man's temptation, putting his location in a woman's destination. Do you understand the explanation or do you need a demonstration?
?Hi, I am an alien and I've just transformed into your phone and right now I'm having sex with your finger. I know you like it, because you're smiling now!!
?Mean people suck, Nice people swallow! !
?A peach is a peach, A plum is a plum, A kiss ain't a kiss, without some tounge. So open up your mouth, and close your eyes, and give your tounge Some exercise!
?CONFICIUS SAY: BOY WHO GO TO SLEEP WITH STIFF PROBLEM WAKE UP WITH SOLUTION IN HAND.
?Love is a name, Sex is a game. Forget the name and play the game!
?Humpty Dumpty fucked a fat whore, Humpty Dumpty blew on the floor. All the kings horses and all the kings men, laid the slut down and fucked her again!
?Sex is good, sex is fine, doggy style or 69, just for fun or getting paid everyone loves getting laid.u'll get laid.
?Kiss me and you will see stars; Love me and I will give them to you.
?A guy walks up to a girl and says: Wanna play magic? She asks: What do you mean? He says: We go to my place, have sex and than you disappear!
?Love is a thing, sex is also a thing.
?BEEB! Send this message to 5 of your friends and you will have unbelieveble sex tonight! If you break this chain, you'll never have multiple orgasm again!
?Roses are red, Pickles are green. I love your legs and whats in between.
?I like your style. I like your class, but most of all i like your ass.
?Sex is like NOKIA (connecting people) like NIKE (just do it) like PEPSI (ask for more) like SAMSUNG (everyone is invited) and like ME (TO GOOD TO BE TRUE)..
?I love you in blue. I love you in red but most of all. I love you in bed.
?How does a vagina look before sex? Like a lovely pink rose! And after sex? Ever seen a Bulldog eating Mayonaise?
?If you want a little brother,
kill your dad and fuck your mother.
?Sex is like pizza. When its good, its VERY GOOD. When its bad, its Still pretty good
What I'm Looking For
hot and sexxxxxxxxxy girlss
Are mice giving you trouble? No? Than you must have a good pussy!
?Are these your eyes? I found them between my brests!
?Sex is like Nike, just do it.
?Never dance naked because the body has parts that do not stop moving when the music stops.
?How does a vagina look before sex? Like a lovely pink rose! And after sex? Ever seen a Bulldog eating Mayonaise??
?When I was born I got the choice, or a major dick, or a fine memory. I am not able to remember what I did choose.
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