bullletpower23
“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand
The Basics
Age:
36
Gender:
Male
Race:
Other
Location:
Queensland
Australia
The Details
Sexual Orientation: Straight
About Me
just ask me Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
What I'm Looking For
My parents used to take me to Lewis' department store in Glasgow. They were skinflints, they used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was the zoo.
Never trust a man who, when left alone in a room with a tea cozy, doesn't try it on.
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