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Why Does a Woman Wear White on Her Wedding Day?
The Basics
Age:
31
Gender:
Female
Race:
Hispanic
Location:
Mesa
Arizona
United States
The Details
Body Type: A few extra poundsHair Length: Shoulder LengthSexual Orientation: Bi-CuriousHair Colour: Black, Blonde
About Me
Hi, my name is Andrea, and I shoot kids for a living.
If I were Eve, i probably would have taken a bite of that delicious forbidden apple.
i like to go by Andi because women with manly names tend to be more good looking (:
I have tattoos, because I'm a badass.
I have a lot of jokes... Mostly racist jokes, because they are funny.
I tend to think highly of myself when I'm around others... because i like to feed off their souls.
I sold my soul to the devil to get my awesome air guitar shredding skills and i still don't regret it.
I'm 5'2 so i consider myself "fun sized" because I'm not as big as a regular candy bar, just enough for a taste to keep you wanting more.
I have a pretty perverted mind and make a lot of sexual jokes.
I get really awkward when i get nervous and giggle like crazy and make random jokes that don't even make sense to me.
I am a very weird person because it keeps the normal people away.
I'm what doctors would call 'ADHD' but, i just see it as having energy and being able to multi task at high speeds.
Don't underestimate my woman muscles, because i WILL use them against you, and you WILL be blown away
Looks are very important to me when I'm looking for a relationship.
I can and probably will be a douche bag to do because I tend to be a bit more manlier than most girls my age
I love to mosh. And I'm damn good at it too son!
What I'm Looking For
I'm looking for a guy who can keep me sane when the rest of the world seems to be out of control. I'm looking for a guy who is financially stable, with no debts, and knows what he wants out of life and won't settle for less. Must have a sense of humor, and be a musician so we can make sweet music together.
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