Sarcasm and nerdy wit are my specialties.
2380 days ago
2380 days ago
2381 days ago
Hair Length: Shoulder Length
Sexual Orientation: Bisexual
It's hard to adequately express who I am and what I'm about. Listing time!
-I own a home.
-I have two elderly miniature schnauzers.
-I'm in the middle of a divorce. My ex and I are friends, but definitely not romantic.
-I work full time as a legal administrative assistant and go to school full time, majoring in Secondary Education.
-I am full of rainbows and awesomeness.
-I have a huge chest. Get over it.
-I am not religious. I am not baptized. Also...get over it.
My Personality Traits:
-I'm very physical - it's how I show I care. Even if I punch you in the arm.
-I love to participate in long conversations, whether they be silly or serious.
-I have a very strong personality. If you're extremely sensitive, we probably won't get along well.
-I'm sarcastic, dry, and often joke about inappropriate things. Humor helps me get through everything.
Crap I Like To Do:
-Go hiking and biking
-Hide myself in my room and read for hours
-Go on random road trips
-Go for long walks
-Play board games
-Chill on my deck with a small bonfire and marshmallows
-Shop for shoes (don't judge me!)
If this isn't good enough for you, just ask me. I'm very honest and open, even if you don't like the answer.
What I'm Looking For
Fellow nerd, where are youuuu?!
In all honesty, I look for great personalities. I don't care so much about what a person looks like, though I do admit that everyone has to draw a line somewhere. My line is just waaay more flexible than most other people. Age wise, keep it between 25 and 40 and we're doing good. I'll make up everything else as I go along, but you must be patient with me. I haven't been single very long, and my last relationship made it to 7 years.
You MUST possess a great sense of humor! I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh and drive me nuts. Needs to have strong moral values, but not religious. I'd like to share a lot of common interests and meet someone who's steady, down to earth, and one who's not afraid of spending a lot of time with me. I like to have deep emotional connections with my partners.
You have to be able to put up a fight with me. I'm a debater and a bit of a stubborn mule at times, and I don't want someone to just give up on their opinion or placate to me just because it's easier.
Loyalty and honesty are huge ideals that I will never give up on. I just have to have them. I also want commitment. No open relationships allowed.
Why does this feel like a really effed up laundry list? O.o