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GEEK SEEKS GODDESS
The Basics
Age:
62
Gender:
Male
Race:
Other
Location:
Connecticut
United States
The Details
Appearance: In Need of AttentionSexual Orientation: Straight
About Me
I'm kind, sincere, intelligent, funny ( or so I've been told ) and am interested in a wide variety of activities and studies. I also love animals, enjoy almost any type of music, movies, sports, and food, and have traveled extensively throughout the U.S. and Canada.
What I'm Looking For
There are only three vital questions that I'd ask any woman. One: Are you the type who would abuse, betray, and calously disparage a man who truly loves you ? If the answer is Yes, then we're certainly not meant for each other. If No, then the next question is would you ever be so heartless as to desert your children ? Once again, if it's Yes, then you're definitely not the kind of lady I'm hoping to meet. And finally - and most important of all - are you a MENTALLY DERANGED AXE MURDERESS!!! If the answer to this question is No, then you've passed inspection with flying colors. If, however, your answer should happen to be Yes, then that's even better. I mean c'mon, let's face it, have you ever seen a homicidal female maniac who wasn't portrayed by someone like Joan Collins, Pam Anderson, or some other Hottie ? All I'd have to do is make sure to keep sharp objects out of your reach at all times, and everything would be just totally awesome!!!
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