WhoopWhoop
Whats Your Interest?
The Basics
Age:
39
Gender:
Male
Race:
Hispanic
Location:
Florida
United States
The Details
Sexual Orientation: Straight
About Me
"She's got a big crush on David Letterman, I mean a big crush. She talks about him all the time. Suppose I go up to David Letterman. He works at NBC, I work at NBC. I explain my situation. He agrees to meet her. They go out. They fall madly in love. And she dumps me for David Letterman!"
"This is your plan?"
"No, no, I'm just thinking."
"I don't think you are."
- George and Jerry, in "The Virgin"
What I'm Looking For
You will need to fill this in before "What? Was it something I said?"
"She's a virgin. She just told me."
"I didn't know."
"Well, it's not like spotting a toupee."
- Elaine and Jerry, about Marla, in "The Virgin"
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