Velociraptor
Hello, delicious humans!
The Basics
Age:
49
Gender:
Female
Race:
Caucasian
Location:
Tennessee
United States
The Details
Sexual Orientation: Straight
About Me
I am a dromaeosaurid therapod dinosaur, who likes amusement parks, small squirming prey, and hunting down people who take long walks on the beach. Also, I enjoy haunting the nightmares of certain webcomic artists.
Also-also, it is pasttimes, not passtimes. I am an extinct reptile, and I know that.
What I'm Looking For
Slow, tasty bipeds. Protoceratops. People who will have an appreciation for a very clever girl. Delicious new friends. Anyone who is also annoyed by petty grammar rules, misspellings, etc.
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