TubbyMcBaldypantsESQ
Sexier than Jim Gardner's mustache.
The Basics
Age:
43
Gender:
Male
Race:
Other
Location:
Ashland
Pennsylvania
United States
The Details
Appearance: Stylish, Clean Cut, Scruffy Casual
TrendyChildren: Yes - living with meSmoking: Non-smoker, Smokes only when drinkingHair Length: Very Short, Shaven, Short Bald
Sexual Orientation: Straight
About Me
I'm Jackie, 31, have an awesome 4 yer old son, have asthma, fat, funny, sarcastic, creative, loud, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. I have a whole list that they wouldn't allow me to post, I guess msg me for it or look at my PlentyOfFish profile. Search for TubbyMcBaldypantsESQ
What I'm Looking For
Basically, I'm looking for a girl who will accept me for me(if not, remember... I put a pic up of my kid!!), who is way too good for me, too pretty for me, has tattoos(though that's not a must), goofy, has a nice hiney, fun, sense of humor(no Larry The Cable Guy BS), smart, can make an alternate reality with me, has parents who are dead. I'm kidding, though it would make it a lot easier when they ask what I do for a living... I'll just tell them "Uh, I'm retired. I invented dice when I was a kid".(Get that reference please!) Anything else I'll tell you if you message me.
If you can't accept me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best.
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