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TubbyMcBaldypantsESQ
Sexier than Jim Gardner's mustache.
Online: 2064 days ago   Updated: 2064 days ago   Joined: 2064 days ago
 
The Basics
  Age: 37   Gender: Male   Race: Other   Location: Ashland Pennsylvania United States
The Details
Body Type:
  Large
Appearance:
  Stylish, Clean Cut, Scruffy   Casual
  Trendy
Children:
  Yes - living with me
Smoking:
  Non-smoker, Smokes only when drinking
Eye Colour:
  Blue
Hair Length:
  Very Short, Shaven, Short   Bald
Sexual Orientation:
  Straight
Hair Colour:
  Blonde
About Me

I'm Jackie, 31, have an awesome 4 yer old son, have asthma, fat, funny, sarcastic, creative, loud, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. I have a whole list that they wouldn't allow me to post, I guess msg me for it or look at my PlentyOfFish profile. Search for TubbyMcBaldypantsESQ
What I'm Looking For

Basically, I'm looking for a girl who will accept me for me(if not, remember... I put a pic up of my kid!!), who is way too good for me, too pretty for me, has tattoos(though that's not a must), goofy, has a nice hiney, fun, sense of humor(no Larry The Cable Guy BS), smart, can make an alternate reality with me, has parents who are dead. I'm kidding, though it would make it a lot easier when they ask what I do for a living... I'll just tell them "Uh, I'm retired. I invented dice when I was a kid".(Get that reference please!) Anything else I'll tell you if you message me.


If you can't accept me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best.

 
 

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