ToThickToSkinnyDip
into tattooed/pierced chicks..well here i am :)
The Basics
Age:
34
Gender:
Female
Race:
Caucasian
Location:
New York
United States
The Details
Body Type: A few extra poundsSmoking: Smokes only when drinkingChildren: None but want some soonHair Length: Shoulder LengthSexual Orientation: Straight
About Me
Fxck love, because I'll never find the one for me
Sh*t You Should Know About Me!
I'm Courtney!
I'm chubby!
I do NOT think being a flat, bow-legged stick is a woman!
So if you got an issue with thick chicks...GTFO, k thanks!
I do what I want when I want!
I recently lost my touch!
I'm getting it back though!
I know I'm crazy and you should to!
I have a massive amount of tattoos and piercings!
PIERCINGS:
-nose both sides
-septum
-vertical labret
-right eyebrow
-monroe
-tongue
-tongue web
-smiley
-10 each ear including (conch, tragus, rook, helix orbital, anti-tragus, snug, daith, and 5/8 plugs)
-snakebites
-two in my belly
-and i have 6 more that i wont mention lmfao
TATOOS:
-my lil pony left shoulder blade
-a memorial to my mom right shoulder blade
-fairy lower back right side
-tinkerbell left cheek haha
-dumbo left inner ankle
-a dandelion weed left outer ankle
-stars inner right heel
-flowers outer right ankle
-heart on right foot
-butterflies on left foot
-rainbow leopard print and cupcakes left rib panel
-a ship and octopus right thigh
-mermaid right leg
-candy n cupcakes (disclosed location haha)
-zombie in straight jacket right forarm
-gummy bears left wrist
-promise left pinky
-boe right middle finger
I'm a total punk ass!
I'm proud of that!
Don't judge me!
I'm my own person, not yours!
I do my thing and you do yours!
I am not in this world to live up to your expectations!
And you are not in this world to live up to mine!
You are you and I am I!
I try to hard at times and other times not at all!
I pick and choose my battles!
I'm a realist!
I am indecisive!
I am a bad influence!
I got money in the bank!
I've got all these bxtches shaking in fear, quick to talk shit..yet scared to come near!
I am not a *bxtch, I just have a low bullsh*t tolerance!!
HATING me wont make you pretty!
I know my game is outrageous!
I do all types of retarted shit!
I cant change the way I think && I cant change the way I act!
But if I offended you? Good, cause I still don't give a ****!
I'm the cure to your blonde addiction!
I secretly hope you're going to be miserable!
I like hopeful street art!
I believe you are only as good as the company you keep!
You never see Robins flying with Crows!
Three words everyone needs to remember - responsibility, accountability, consequences!
The end..now SCREW OFF!
What I'm Looking For
Someone who can always surprise me
Spontaneous
kind
caring
outgoing
funny
smart
you know every girls dream...
are you out there :D
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