TheIncident
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The Basics
Age:
34
Gender:
Male
Race:
Caucasian
Location:
Ohio
United States
The Details
Appearance: Clean Cut, Casual, TrendySexual Orientation: Straight
About Me
I'm laid back, outgoing as hell, and I hate to see people frown. If you're frowning right now, turn that shit around or i'll be forced to make you smile.
Life is just one big chance to see what you can do before some random bird flies out of the air, scoops you up, and makes you watch reruns of C-span until you die.
Also, I hate C-span. You probably should too.
Things I don't hate:
1. Puppies
2. More puppies
3. Paintballing
4. Lists
5. Penguins
6. Almost everything (Except C-span...and pissed off bears)
What I'm Looking For
Someone with a functioning brain that can hold a conversation for more than 5 minutes without reverting to talking about their shoes on the intuitiveness of their cat. I don't mind listening to you talk about the intuitiveness of your cat, but if you can talk for more than 5 minutes about it, I'm probably going to go running.
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