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The Basics
  Age: 34   Gender: Male   Race: Caucasian   Location: Ohio United States
The Details
Body Type:
  Athletic
Appearance:
  Clean Cut, Casual, Trendy
Eye Colour:
  Hazel
Children:
  None
Hair Colour:
  Brown
Hair Length:
  Very Short
Sexual Orientation:
  Straight
About Me

I'm laid back, outgoing as hell, and I hate to see people frown. If you're frowning right now, turn that shit around or i'll be forced to make you smile.
Life is just one big chance to see what you can do before some random bird flies out of the air, scoops you up, and makes you watch reruns of C-span until you die.
Also, I hate C-span. You probably should too.

Things I don't hate:
1. Puppies
2. More puppies
3. Paintballing
4. Lists
5. Penguins
6. Almost everything (Except C-span...and pissed off bears)

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What I'm Looking For

Someone with a functioning brain that can hold a conversation for more than 5 minutes without reverting to talking about their shoes on the intuitiveness of their cat. I don't mind listening to you talk about the intuitiveness of your cat, but if you can talk for more than 5 minutes about it, I'm probably going to go running.
 
 

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