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Online: 1441 days ago   Updated: 1926 days ago   Joined: 1926 days ago
The Basics
  Age: 36   Gender: Male   Race: Other   Location: Michigan United States
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About Me

I like:

- Contrarianism. I figure one generally can't go wrong in finding out which way the herd going, and then running the opposite direction.
- Animals. I love all of them. Platonically, I mean... well mostly, MMMM baboons and those bright red a$$es, how could any mortal man resist that?
- Loyalty. I value it above all else. One of the reasons why I think dogs are superior to humans. I also think someone in a relationship who cheats should be given a cactus suppository.

- It should be noted that I never message people first. Being that I'm a shy and delicate flower.

What I'm Looking For

Dirty hippie girls. The hairier, the better! It's always a bonus if I can braid your leg hair.

Most of my fantasies involve 9 feet tall blue alien women.


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