SamiPearl
The glass is always half full unless....
The Basics
Age:
39
Gender:
Female
Race:
Caucasian
Location:
Allston
Massachusetts
United States
The Details
Smoking: Occaisional smokerSexual Orientation: Straight
About Me
The glass is always half full unless theres chocolate milk involved, in wich case its completely empty because I drank it all. Im that girl the bubbly, glass half full, boo yah saying, puddle stomping, snowboarding in a sports bra, swimming in public fountains, whiskey shooting, Author's Ridge, Beer ponging, nose in a book as opposed to TV, sledding on garbage can lids, camping in the summer, waffles with strawberries and real whipped cream, sweet tea, sweet tooth, sweet heart, pick your drunk ass up in the early morning, knitting, F150 drivin, knows how to make a mean Oreo cheesecake but can still kick your ass, pizza with ranch, dont remember my natural hair color, make you laugh till it comes out your nose, boot wearing, parakeet loving, weird as hell but you'll never get bored kinda girl.
What I'm Looking For
I want you...
To join my cult and drink the Kool Aid.
Kidding.
Except I do love a good Kool Aid
In all reality, if you can make me laugh, which is pretty easy, youre in like pucks in the Phillies empty net. If you dont know what that means we probably wont get along, because if you wont sit through a Bruins game with me theres no way im tolerating those slow-paced, insanely boring, cant wait for something actully interesting to happen baseball games. I have no patience for waiting around like that.
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