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Rob50000
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Online: 1100 days ago   Updated: 1100 days ago   Joined: 1100 days ago
 
The Basics
  Age: 35   Gender: Male   Race: Caucasian   Location: Guilford Connecticut United States
The Details
Body Type:
  Athletic
Smoking:
  Non-smoker
Appearance:
  Clean Cut
Children:
  None
Hair Colour:
  Black
Hair Length:
  Very Short
Sexual Orientation:
  Straight
About Me

I’m an ***hole. I won’t open doors for you, in fact be careful as I will likely trip you as you go through the door for laughs and giggles. I expect you to cook for me and clean up my mess after I eat. And by the way, I’m a really messy eater. Food everywhere, on the floor, in my lap, but these are the least of your worries.

I leave my socks on the floor in the bedroom, and yes they stink. I will not do laundry, and insist that you do it. Not just insist, you must LOVE to do my laundry and look forward to it. Look forward to it like you look forward to water in the desert. Look forward to it like you look forward to seeing your family after years of separation. I think you get the picture.

Also I don’t do romance, I expect action on the first date, big time action, and I won’t sleep over (yes this will be at your place because I don’t want you to know where I live).

What I'm Looking For

1. My hobbies. – kicking puppies and drowning kittens
2. Talk about your goals/aspirations – finding a rich woman to take care of me
3. Talk about yourself and what makes you unique – I’m funny and I think I have a great sense of humor ;)
4. Your taste in music – The Cranberries, Counting Crows and The Beasties Boyz...

OK girls, Its Your time to Shine :) waiting for you…go

 
 

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