Resipsaloquitur
This shoutout cannot sound lame
The Basics
Age:
36
Gender:
Male
Race:
Other
Location:
Florida
United States
The Details
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About Me
Now this is the parody all about how
My life got flipped, turned dating site now
And I'd like to take a minute just have some pringles
I'll tell you how I became the prince of this site Six Singles.
In New Paltz, New York born, and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, snowboarding all cool
And hitting the ski slopes right after school
When a couple of parents, they were up to no good
Started having second thoughts about our neighborhood
We took one little flight and my mom gots to thinking
She said "Why aren't you going to UF, and pints of beer drinking?"
I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
License plate said "freshman" and had a dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was ill
But I thought nah, forget it, your home to Gville!
I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabby "Yo, homes smell you later!"
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To sit on my throne and watch Stephen Colbert.
What I'm Looking For
I am looking for the perfect girlfriend. I just want someone who will absolutely adore me and I can adore back. Someone who will be my partner in crime.
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