"Never cut what you can untie..." ~ Anonymous
2416 days ago
2416 days ago
2417 days ago
Children: None but want some soon
Sexual Orientation: Straight
I am a fun, goofy guy and I am extremely easy to talk to...but only if you speak English. If you speak any other language I am extremely difficult to talk to as we do not share a common dialect or vocabulary. I am funny (sarcastic) and I think everything has some sort of humor in it, but I know when to be serious and take care of business when the time arises. I am intelligent, witty, passionate, caring, honest, loyal, loving and family-oriented. I love that first moment when you start to talk to someone new and you get to ask all kinds of questions. Especially if you ask weird questions just to test their reaction to it...for example - "If you were abducted by aliens (outer space, not across the border), would you bring a change of clothes just in case you had to stay the night?" You ask this knowing that there is no possible correct answer. You are just testing their sense of humor. Zing!
I LOVE having intelligent conversations and I also LOVE having random goofy conversations that are just pure bs. There is nothing more attractive than a woman who can hold a good conversation. And it doesn't even have to be all the time. It's just nice to know that she can when she needs to. I LOVE women who aren't afraid to laugh at themselves and who give me a hard time.
I am passionate, loving, sarcastic, funny, and intelligent
What I'm Looking For
I am looking for a woman that is confident, sexy, funny (or at least laughs at my bad jokes), passionate, honest, loyal and outgoing. I would prefer that she was physically active, as in works out or does something to take care of her body. I live a fairly healthy lifestyle and I am looking for someone that does the same.