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Tomato=Fruit ... Ketchup=Smoothie?
Online: 2083 days ago   Updated: 2083 days ago   Joined: 2083 days ago
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  Age: 23   Gender: Female   Race: Caucasian   Location: King County Washington United States
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About Me

I'm a writer, mostly poems and short stories. I'm still in school, and I love Menchies, Mexican food, and Italian food. I am also an iron chef. I am very self indulgent. I work part time at McDonald's, which is the bane of my existence. I will never eat another chicken nugget so long as I live. I don't do drama, so most of my friends are male. If you get jealous easily, I'm not the girl for you. I'm loyal, and honest to a fault. I lean to the FAR left, politically. I'm your stereotypical Taurus, I love gaming, and I'm a java monster. My favorite color is green. I have a very dry, sarcastic sense of humor. I am deathly afraid of spiders. I love mixed juices, like Cherry Apple, or Grape Blueberry. I think tap water tastes the same as bottled water. I've been to Mexico, Canada, Oregon and Florida. I want to backpack through the slums of Paris for a few months when I'm out of school. What do I want to do with my life? Become a sign language interpreter. I'm not interested in getting married, or having children- ever. I have this naive aspiration of world peace and community building. It'll never happen, but it's nice to dream about. I think blinds are more effective than curtains, but curtains look prettier. I love slippers. I feel like all good relationships come from friendships, so please don't talk to me with any intention other than just getting to know me.

My favorite shows are Rocko's Modern Life, Portlandia, Workaholics, The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margret, Adventure Time, The Regular Show, Dr. Who, Trailer Park Boys, and Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia.

My favorite movies are A Clockwork Orange, Wristcutters: A Love Story, Leon The Proffesional, SLC Punk, Amelie, Death at a Funeral (British Version), Harold and Maude, and Rocky Horror Picture Show.

I love punk, ska, classical, metal, reggae, 80's music, rock, indie, alternative, opera, ragtime, and some underground rap (:

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What I'm Looking For

I don't have particular form of person set in mind. I suppose someone who isn't bothered by a heavy smoker, and doesn't get offended easily. People who are one the more... sensitive side find my humor abrasive.

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