NeonLightsXD
ONIONS HAVE LAYERS!!NOT FUCKING OGRES!!
The Basics
Age:
31
Gender:
Male
Race:
Caucasian
Location:
Washington
United States
The Details
Appearance: Casual, AverageChildren: None but want some soonSexual Orientation: Straight
About Me
I'm lazy. Also I'm made of chocolate. You know how sometimes you're in a loud room and everyone's talking and laughing and all of a sudden the whole room goes quiet and some asshat ends up saying something embarrassing as loud as humanly possible? Yeah, that's me. Nice to meet you. I'd go on for a sentence or two about how bad I am at talking about myself, but that would be a lie. I'm awesome. That's really all you need to know. I'm way too self-absorbed to be psychologically healthy, and lots of people like me, which essentially means I'm delusional.I don't believe in math. I do believe in dinosaurs. Anyway, what I'm doing with my life: Basically I sit around and do stuff. Or don't do stuff. And sometimes I'll eat cereal while I'm doing it
What I'm Looking For
LIKE UNCLE I AM!
I WANT YOU!
bear with the hostility and read
OK you like movies but seriously people a dinner and a movie has been classic as long as god has been old! people should be able to come up with some thing other than that
and i dont want to hear about how you love football i hate it
im not a country boy!
but i ****in love camping
im not down to earth im a ****in astronaut
every night before i go to bed a lay down and think about a random crisis the world faces
then i solve it
then i forget it
i smoke i drink and then ill light up a stoge
im random and completely hilarious 3 times this year i have made different people piss themselves and 500 times my jokes stood alone misunderstood and stared at blankly
but im nice
i hate sleeping alone
i love cuddling and expressing my love for some one
im always the one to tell you your beautiful because you should know you are
those days when you look back and you smile and you memories are blurry because you were smiling so hard
those shouldnt just be memories
every day you should tell yourself you need glasses only to realize that your just dazed
thats what i do
i heel even if i cant keep you
im only happy if my partner is happy because they become my other half
if they arent enjoying something im not
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