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Hello, do you like cats or Tom Waits?
Online: 2016 days ago   Updated: 2016 days ago   Joined: 2016 days ago
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  Age: 29   Gender: Female   Race: Caucasian   Location: Portland Oregon United States
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About Me

Allo, my name is Shannon. I was born in southern California, I have grown up to dislike it quite a lot. I now live in the Portland area, which I consider to be pretty magical.

My general interests include: music, fine films, swimming in rivers and/or hiking when it is not 20 degrees, reading about animals, traveling, museums, zombies, vintage fashion and lolcats. People often do not understand my sarcasm.

Fun fact: I have never consumed alcohol and do not plan to do so, ever. Nor have I smoked pot or done any drugs heavier than Advil. This does not mean I hate fun.

Geek Love by Katherine Dunn, A Confederacy Of Dunces, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series, House Of Leaves, Roald Dahl, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, Jonathan Safran Foer, David Sedaris and other memoirs by gay men, Edgar Allan Poe, Dave Eggers, Bibliodyssey, books about the circus, books about medical oddities, the Haggis-on-Whey series ....etc.

Music short list:
TOM WAITS, Regina Spektor, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Dark Dark Dark, Man Man, The Builders And the Butchers, Dead Man's Bones, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Defiance Ohio, This Bike is a Pipe Bomb,Devendra Banhart, Atsor Piazzolla, Bach, Django Reinhardt, Beethoven, Bauhaus, The Dancing Did, The Adverts, The Mob, Buzzcocks, The Cramps, The Gossip, The Blow and most things with accordions. I think metal is stupid (usually).

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What I'm Looking For

You should considering messaging me if you:

Enjoy any of the things I enjoy or wish to suggest things for me to check out (such as movies, bands or books). You are awesome and do not have bad tattoos (unless you are aware they are bad). It also would be great if you were not a giant pothead. You don't wear kilts. You have a tree house or the skills to build a structurally sound one. You know how to play the accordion and are willing to serenade me. You want to play scrabble.

I'm not really DTF unless we become friends first/you are almost too awesome to be humanly possible.


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