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Online: 1534 days ago   Updated: 1534 days ago   Joined: 1534 days ago
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  Age: 26   Gender: Male   Race: Caucasian   Location: Pleasanton California United States
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  Smokes only when drinking
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About Me

I'm just your average 22 year old. Born and raised here in California. Lived most of my life in the east bay. Went to school for three years in Ohio, but money got tight so I had to move back here. Right now I'm working in the warehouse of a small company called Xradia, and I'm also trying to get a more full time job at a printing company in Fremont. My friend and I hope to be moving into an apartment within the next couple of months, so I'll have my own place soon.

I'm smart. I'm funny. I'm interesting. I'm kind of cynical. I can be quiet. I'm definitely obnoxious. I'm unapologetic (unless I actually believe I've done wrong. I'm not an idiot, I'll admit to making mistakes; after all, I'm only human). I think critically. I like problem solving. I have an odd fascination with bureaucracies. I guarantee I can make you smile.

I know I sound like a total nerd, but that's fine, 'cause I am one. I play all kinds of video games, I'm into comics (Batman & Spiderman = top tier badass mothafuckas. Ggwpgtfo.), I play D&D, all that wonderful nerdy stuff.

But don't get me wrong. I know how to get shitty.

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What I'm Looking For

I'm looking for a bunch of things, I guess. I really do want to find someone I can fall in love with. I think that would be amazing. I am, however, incredibly skeptical that I'm going to meet someone that's right for me (online or off, really).

So here's my plan: I'll date, fool around with, or even just chat with people, whoever's interested, really, until that girl comes along. There's very little I wouldn't do to find her.

And just so you know, I don't expect every girl I meet to be that girl. I want to make friends, too; I like people. People are... well, they're interesting.

So yeah. If you want to meet me, maybe we can do one or all of these things (or also just some of them. There's some middle ground there.):
Go to the movies.
Smoke Spiderman's girlfriend.
Steal a penguin from the nearest zoo.
Have good sex.
Make something that explodes, and then explode that thing.
Get food.
Have bad sex. It's whatever you're into; I don't judge.
Go for coffee and just talk.
Some other, different thing that was not listed here.


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