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The Basics
Age:
41
Gender:
Male
Race:
Caucasian
Location:
Martinez
California
United States
The Details
Body Type: A few extra poundsChildren: None but want some soonSexual Orientation: Straight
About Me
So guess this is the space I fill out what makes me tick. Self reflection is not an easy task, but I suppose I should give it a shot. I love saving little babies and puppies from burning buildings....uh, hah, I like laughing at most things. I love going to new places.
Hmmm...How to make this normal? POF profiles have made me realize that everyone in the world is a fantastic friend/family member, non-materialistic, drinks mildly, has a fitness model physique, absolutely loves new experiences (but also sitting on the couch), and is generally a DELIGHTFUL person all-around. I'm a degenerate drunk, morbidly obese, mean, petty, manipulative, and hate anything new. Uh just kidding...I like to laugh at most things and I am very easy going...maybe too easy going sometimes. I am equally entertained eating at a roadside stand in Mexico or dressed in suit at a fancy restaurant. I consider myself a normal guy, with typical guy hobbies. Nothing cool like... uh, bungee jumping, skydiving or saving small children from African Warlords. **** that noise.
I enjoy traveling to any spot in CA, and I know some solid ones. I like concerts, wandering, lazy days, museums, checking out new bars and restaurants, symphonies, etc. I draw the line at ballet; if I have to see a man dressed in revealing tights called the "sugar plum fairy" I will need to question my sexuality or drink myself into a stupor (maybe a bit of both).
I hope if asked, my friends would describe me as loyal, honorable and dependable, because that's how I view myself. But knowing them they would first embarrass and ridicule me just for fun, just because what are friends for?
What I'm Looking For
I'm looking for a girl who likes to laugh and banter, take weekend getaways, eat, drink, and be merry. Sticks in the mud or negative Nancy's do not apply. My perfect first date: we would go to a very isolated spot in the woods, where there is no one around for miles...I realize that could be creepy, but luckily we all know the internet has no creepy people, that was a joke by the way. Shoot me an email if my devilish good looks, razor sharp wit, and charming personality intrigue you, and let's have a bite to eat or a frosty****ail.
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