The Basics
Age:
37
Gender:
Male
Race:
Caucasian
Location:
Tennessee
United States
The Details
Appearance: In Need of AttentionChildren: None but want some soonSexual Orientation: Straight
About Me
Things that suck on many, many, many levels: Cops, laws, government, television, radio stations, homosexuals that hit on heterosexuals, diet sodas, lousy food, serious people, overly sensitive people, shitty movies, hobos, big wigs, record companies, rappers, red lights, stop signs, jeeps, leaky diapers, balding people, masculine women, feminine men, close talkers, anal sex, celery, credit, gas prices, hangovers and buttholes.
I love my puppy. =)
"Physical love's the easy part, the hard part's loving with your heart"
What I'm Looking For
..a girl?
..and this thing needs more characters so yadaaa yada yada yada blah blah blah blah poop piss diddly squat cumquat bah bah derp de derp.
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