I triple dog dare ya!
2074 days ago
2074 days ago
2074 days ago
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Hair Colour: Red, Blonde, Brown
WHAT I'VE BEEN DOING WITH MY LIFE:
Living it! I have been working with children for almost 3 years now and I love it. They have proven to be overall more mature (other than their fixation with eating paste -although I'm not knocking it since apparently I hear it tastes pretty good) than the average patron of the DC fashion scene, as previous experience has showed me. In fact I definitely believe the old adage that we are born with all the wisdom of the world and as we grow up, we lose it and must strive to reconnect to it as adults. So I have been not just teaching but learning as well. That said, at the end of the day I love handing the kids back over to the parents.
~**And no, obviously I do not dress like my profile pics everyday. Most weekdays I wear jeans and a tee covered in all matter of paint, glitter glue, marker stains and an array of other art splatters.**~
THE MOST PRIVATE THING I'M WILLING TO ADMIT HERE:
Women are all a little nuts and I'm no exception but I guess that's no big secret (guys are as well just in a different way so basically everyone is a tad crazy and only the truly insane think otherwise).
I'M REALLY GOOD AT:
-Knowing what I want outta life.
-Remembering random crap that I find amusing.
-Fluent in Italian Hand Gestures
-Designing jewelry which is a hobby/part time job.
-I never forget a face (but names are another story).
-Wasting time writing about myself online
-Lifelong learning -like they say, "if we really learn from all our mistakes, I must be a genius."
I'M REALLY BAD AT:
-Dealing with pretension or self-righteous zealots of any sort (or narrow-mindedness which is a form of hubris)
-Getting Up early
-Keeping still for long periods of time
-taking my own advice
Bonus Pts. if you like to cook
~*Superficial yuppies and hipster doofuses need not apply*~
**I have more pics but try and actually get to know me before asking to see them**
I love many types of books, places, music, movies, and food but the list is so extensive I'll spare you the heavy reading till you ask.
"I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul." -Calvin from Calvin in Hobbes
"Love is friendship caught on fire." -Bruce Lee
"Life is too important to take seriously." -Oscar Wilde
"Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass -it's about learning to dance in the rain." -Anon
"A kiss can be a comma, a question mark or an exclamation point. That's basic spelling that every woman ought to know." -Mistinguett
"All that we love becomes part of us." -Charles****ns (haha can you believe they censored that?)
"Intelligence. Nothing has caused the human race so much trouble as intelligence." -Stella
"Now I know the things I know, and I do the things I do; and if you do not like me so, to hell, my love, with you." -Dorothy Parker
Hope you took notes since there will be quiz (*joking* I'm not THAT self-serving) Ok enough about me. It's your turn...First Date
What I'm Looking For
WE MIGHT CLICK WELL IF (these are merely suggestions not Perquisites -CEPT FOR THE 1st ONE):
-Aren't a misogynistic scary dude who treats women as "property" or goods to be bought
-You can be both sardonic and sincere
-Can handle more than a text message worth of info.
-Maintain a childlike sense of wonder for the absurd nature of life
-Aren't a cliché rebel without a cause -a rebel WITH a cause is OK ;)
-Kindness counts and for the record plenty of girls like nice guys -including me
-You're a malcontent who knows how to spell
-You don't take yourself too seriously -we're all human after all
-You like playful, unconventional women and/or are just curious.