Does This Profile Make My Butt Look Big?
1991 days ago
1996 days ago
1996 days ago
Children: Yes - living with me
Sexual Orientation: Straight
I am a sincere, genuine, caring person. Honest to a fault. (I'm a really bad liar, so I don't even bother with it) I'm kind and considerate and love to laugh! I consider humor and wit an important quality. Serious when I need to be, but try not to sweat the small stuff! I am the mother of one great teenager. I'm a pretty good cook! I love all the holidays. I like to fish, however, I cannot kill the beast! But once it's cleaned, I can cook it! (grin) I have a beautiful Maine Coon cat named Beauford, he is part of our family and we love him. I am pretty low key and not very demanding. Not into extreme sports like bungee jumping or para sailing, but I would like to do some exploring this summer, maybe go to a few concerts at the zoo, or see a few movies (popcorn mandatory). I love music! Jazz, rock, classic rock, especially alt and indie rock, and musical theater, to name a few...country, hip hop, rap..not so much. I would like to meet a decent, kindhearted, loyal, honest, caring man to get to know for friendship. I'm dyslexic, so please don't judge my spelling! DYSLEXICS UNTIE! ( hee hee) I would like to meet a decent, kindhearted man to get to know. I’m interested in cultivating some new friendships, learning more about the world around me and the people in it.
That being said...I want to dispel any myths about the perfect woman....I am not her! I try to make an effort to be fair and honest, so here's the bitter truth. I am a bit tired of having to apologize for the fact that I am a chubby girl.....have always been a chubby girl..and will probably always be a chubby girl..despite my best efforts and a zillion diets..alas..I remain a chubby girl. If you are a man who's ideal woman is thin..well..I will have to break your heart right now. It's a shame that a person's physique has become more important than the content of their character in this society..but *shrugs*..there ya have it!
I'm sorry..I know I am breaking hearts all over the Great Pacific Northwest at this point..but in the long run..honesty just saves us all a lot of time and awkward moments. Now if you are not thoroughly offended..please drop me a note.
What I'm Looking For
I would like to meet a decent, kindhearted, loyal, honest, caring man to get to know for friendship. A fine tuned sense of humor is a must. If you squint your eyes....and tilt your head just a wee bit to the right when you look at this whole internet dating thing....you see just how absurd it is to take it all so seriously. I want some fun in my life....and that means finding someone who can make me laugh....and vice versa....we need to tickle each other’s funny bones!! I want someone who loves life and someone who "get's me" and is searching for the same. All this soul mate searching, and forever after stuff is great, but I want someone who puts a smile on my face sooooo big....that when I wake up the next morning....MY FACE HURTS!!