GingerWithASoul
Does this smell like chloroform to you???
The Basics
Age:
38
Gender:
Female
Race:
Caucasian
Location:
Illinois
United States
The Details
Sexual Orientation: Straight
About Me
*Adrenaline Junkie Science Nerd Seeking The Moons to Go Over My Hammie!*
THE BASICS: I eat meat, I can't stand romantic movies, and I'm a fan of Guinness and anything-cheese. I'd rather eat in front of a campfire than in a French restaurant. I'm driven by what I know I am capable of, and by my need to discover my own limitations. s totally bullshit.
What I'm Looking For
I'm a sucka for a witty sense of humor, a man that can cook without a recipe, and a man who can start a fire on a rainy night with no lighter fluid. Quote Shakespeare to me and I won't put out for you, but I would DEFINITELY think about it!
Hopeless romantic in me wants a best friend and love, sure.
I'm all kinds of competitive and am looking for the same. I'm all about movies in the winter and a chill night with a bottle of wine and conversation, but I'd rather be chasing adrenaline--and am looking for someone who'd rather do the same.
Give me sh*t back when I dish it out (because I do), roll with the punches, laugh your ass off just because it feels good. Love life and realize that it's short. Don't be an uptight douche-pie.
Beyond that--I got nothin', and love to meet new people and see what happens!
WARNING: If we ever meet in person and sit down for the proverbial "So tell me dot dot dot" first convo, you will learn a very important life-lesson: Intelligent, witty, motivated, classy women can use the F-bomb a lot too, damn it!! Who knew...
AAAAAAnnnnd the disclaimer: I have NO interest whatsoever in uncommitted casual sex or "benefits" (unless you're talking about stock options and vacation time). Disregard that and I'll piss in your Wheaties. With extreme prejudice. Maybe until the bowl overflows and soggy pee-Wheaties gets all over your table.
("Dude, Is she serious???!!")
Dun Dun Dun... :-D
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