Hello...Is it Me Your Looking for?
1639 days ago
1643 days ago
1643 days ago
Sexual Orientation: Straight
I'm not the world's fastest man...however I am a bunch of other things that I think you should know about. Let's just list them off here and see how things go;
**UPDATED WITH NEW ACCOMPLISHMENTS!
-- I wrote the book on that. On what? Whatever it is.
-- I've won an Olympic Gold medal in every event....EVER
-- I've milked kittens.
-- I danced with the devil under the pale moon light.
-- I landed on the moon.
-- I've taught the blind to see.
-- I've moved mountains.
-- I'm great in bed....at sleeping. Easy....get your mind out of the gutter!
-- I simply walked into Mordor
-- I invented clothes.
-- I can breathe under water
-- I'm pretty sure I can fly....but not 100% on that one.
-- I've cured disease.
-- I also wrote your favorite movie...YEP that's the one.
-- Won the 2010 and 2011 National Cuddling Championships.
-- Saved the world, (you didn't hear about it because I don't like to brag)
-- Won American Idol TWICE!
-- I have dove to the bottom of all the oceans.
-- I was born and spent the first 18 years on my life on Antarctica by myself. So cold....
-- I taught Tiger Woods golf.
-- I taught your high school English teacher English
-- I co-authored the Encyclopedia
-- Drove a bus with my feet and my eyes closed, while juggling socks and cooking a four course meal.
-- Lastly, I took you mom out on a date, wined and dined her, brought her home and even called her again but never took it any further. I'm just a gentleman like that.
Obviously, I'm a bit goofy and like to have fun. Pretty much always in a good mood and I'm always down to chat. Message me if you think you can have fun and be goofy with someone like me.
What I'm Looking For
Someone cool that wants to date and see where things go. Someone that's fun and knows how to have a good time. I'm all about having fun and being goofy!