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FlyestFish253
Hello...Is it Me Your Looking for?
Online: 1639 days ago   Updated: 1643 days ago   Joined: 1643 days ago
 
The Basics
  Age: 36   Gender: Male   Race: Caucasian   Location: Tacoma Washington United States
The Details
Body Type:
  Athletic
Appearance:
  Stylish
Children:
  None
Smoking:
  Non-smoker
Eye Colour:
  Brown
Hair Length:
  Short
Sexual Orientation:
  Straight
Hair Colour:
  Brown
About Me

I'm not the world's fastest man...however I am a bunch of other things that I think you should know about. Let's just list them off here and see how things go;

**UPDATED WITH NEW ACCOMPLISHMENTS!


-- I wrote the book on that. On what? Whatever it is.
-- I've won an Olympic Gold medal in every event....EVER
-- I've milked kittens.
-- I danced with the devil under the pale moon light.
-- I landed on the moon.
-- I've taught the blind to see.
-- I've moved mountains.
-- I'm great in bed....at sleeping. Easy....get your mind out of the gutter!
-- I simply walked into Mordor
-- I invented clothes.
-- I can breathe under water
-- I'm pretty sure I can fly....but not 100% on that one.
-- I've cured disease.
-- I also wrote your favorite movie...YEP that's the one.
-- Won the 2010 and 2011 National Cuddling Championships.
-- Saved the world, (you didn't hear about it because I don't like to brag)
-- Won American Idol TWICE!
-- I have dove to the bottom of all the oceans.
-- I was born and spent the first 18 years on my life on Antarctica by myself. So cold....
-- I taught Tiger Woods golf.
-- I taught your high school English teacher English
-- I co-authored the Encyclopedia
-- Drove a bus with my feet and my eyes closed, while juggling socks and cooking a four course meal.
-- Lastly, I took you mom out on a date, wined and dined her, brought her home and even called her again but never took it any further. I'm just a gentleman like that.

Obviously, I'm a bit goofy and like to have fun. Pretty much always in a good mood and I'm always down to chat. Message me if you think you can have fun and be goofy with someone like me.

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What I'm Looking For

Someone cool that wants to date and see where things go. Someone that's fun and knows how to have a good time. I'm all about having fun and being goofy!
 
 

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