Douglasketcham
I can't be that bad.
The Basics
Age:
36
Gender:
Male
Race:
Caucasian
Location:
San Anselmo
California
United States
The Details
Body Type: A few extra poundsSexual Orientation: Straight
About Me
Well, you should know this about me: I don't have a job, and I don't drive. I have never been out on a date, as I have never been able to imagine a woman going out with me. I still don't, but I decided I may as well try this.
I am a student, and I currently attend the College of Marin. I've been accepted to San Fransisco State, and will attend starting in the fall. I hope to be a screenwriter.
People tell me I'm funny, and that my writing is very good. I'm not in the best shape I could be, but I have lost 70 lbs over the last couple of years, and I regularly exercise, using the treadmill almost every day. I also walk up a hill at least once a month.
I don't really have a social life, but I'd be willing to do/try pretty much anything. Although I'm unemployed, I do have money saved up.
I'm very liberal, and a non-demoniacal Christian (though I don't go to church). I watch a lot of TV; my favorite shows currently on the air are 30 Rock and Community. My favorite show is the Simpsons in their golden era. I also like Law and Order. As for movies, I'm a huge fan of the Godzilla series, but I also like comedies, such as Anchorman or Walk Hard.
I do not drink or smoke (well, not tobacco)
If you're not interested, I understand, I know I'm not much of a catch. However, you may feel better about yourself after going out with me, like when you give a homeless person money. Also maybe you're friends are having some sort of competition to go out with a loser or something.
What I'm Looking For
Well, as the above suggests, someone with low standards.
I don't need you to hold the exact same opinions as me, though it may be difficult if you're the sort who believes Obama wasn't born in the US or think Glenn Beck is sane.
I don't care what race you are, or what your religious beliefs are or aren't, as long as you don't try to convert me.
As appearances go, I'm sorry, but looks matter to me, and I know that's hypocritical of me since I'm far from being Matt Damon or whatever. However, I think my definitions of attractive are much wider than the standard Hollywood model or whatever.
The most important thing, however, is that you be understanding.
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