DeathMetalMike
I'll get around to this.
The Basics
Age:
38
Gender:
Male
Race:
Caucasian
Location:
Kearny
New Jersey
United States
The Details
Sexual Orientation: Straight
About Me
Ah, the dreaded "enter your personality here" section. Well, like most others, this would be much easier if I just had to answer specific questions, so I'll ask them myself!!!
Q: Are you a genius?
A: Clearly I am because I came up with this QandA bit here. Whatever constitutes as a high IQ, that's what I have.
Q: What is your name?
A: Hmm, throwing me a curveball here... My profile name might be able to help with this dilemma... Oh yea! Death, that's my name.
Q: Where are you from?
A: Joisey represent mutha fuckah!!!! But in all seriousness I would gladly torture everyone from the Jersey Shore.
Q: What kind of music do you like?
A: Death Metal and Grindcore. And I don't mean the radio friendly shit like Bullet for my Valentine or some other stupid band name. No, I listen to bands like Suffocation, Immolation, Wormed, Nasum, Pig Destroyer, etc. I do have musical tastes outside of metal, however it's extremely limited.
Q: Do you play an instrument?
A: Yes, I play the bass guitar. I'm even in a band too! We're currently preparing to enter a recording studio by March to record a full-length.
Q: What kind of movies do you like?
A: The kind that have a beginning, middle, and end.
Q: Be more specific asshole...
A: *sigh* fine! I like all genres. I'm totally down for a good horror film like High Tension, a full blown testosterone-filled bloodbath like Rambo, an intense thriller like Inception, a feel good feature like Up, and even the occasional chick flick like The Devil Wears Prada (yes, I actually did just type while being sober).
Q: Speaking of sobriety, do you drink?
A: Hardly. I'm not anti-alcohol but I get very annoyed with people that are obsessed with getting wasted every weekend, and the kicker is when St. Patrick's Day and Cinco De Mayo come around. You're not Irish, you're not Mexican, and it's not like you need an excuse to get wasted YET AGAIN this weekend you drunk ass.
What I'm Looking For
Q: So why did you sign up for this site?
A: Because I'm single.
Q: What are you looking for right now?
A: I'm open to options, basically I would like to meet someone and see where it goes. If we click and want to become an exclusive couple, great, I'm all for that.
Q: What kind of woman are you looking for?
A: That's too vague a question, be more specific.
Q: No, that was the question asshole.
A: Ok, that's the second time you called me an asshole. Cut the shit and ask more specific questions before I take my pistol and shove it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger until it goes *click*.
Q:... Are you looking for a woman of a specific nationality?
A: MUCH BETTER! No, race and nationality mean nothing to me. I've dated white women, black women, and Latin American women.
Q: I noticed you didn't say Asian there...
A: I have Asian relatives, nice try.
Q: Are you looking for someone with the same interests as you?
A: I just got out of a relationship because we literally had NOTHING in common. We couldn't even agree on a television show to watch together. Having similar interests is crucial.
Q: With that being said, what are your interests?
A: Music is obviously a big part of my life. If I had the money to do it I would travel more often. The only other country I've been to is Canada (and I LOVE it up there) but I would love to visit Europe and Japan. I'm also a gigantic fan of Mixed Martial Arts. I watch every UFC event and I could talk MMA all day. Coming in May I'm going to start taking Muy Thai and Jiu-Jitsu classes. I also love video games. Xbox, PS3, and the Wii, games are a lot of fun. I also like to go shooting. Remember when I said I'd shove a pistol up your ass? I really do have a pistol to shove up said ass. But no worries I'm not a tea bagging redneck member of the NRA.
Q: Why should a woman be interested in you?
A: Not to be a cocky douche but I think overall I'm an interesting person and I'm easy to get along with. I'm also one of the most genuine people you'll ever meet. You know the saying "he'd give you the shirt of his back"? Well I've actually done that. I'll walk your dog for you when you're out of town, I'll drive out to the Parkway at 3AM because your battery died and you need a jump, I'll be the first to arrive and help you on moving day, and the ONLY thing I ever expect in return is a "thank you" and the comfort knowing you'd do the same thing for me. Because that is what real friends, and especially lovers, do.
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