BurritoChode
I cut my own hair while I'm drunk
The Basics
Age:
36
Gender:
Male
Race:
Caucasian
Location:
Rotterdam
Netherlands, The
The Details
Body Type: Athletic, AverageSexual Orientation: Straight
About Me
My name is Ramon I spend the majority of my time attempting to appear cool so other people like me, with varying degrees of success. I am a psychology student. My hobbies include wearing strange clothes to Ikea in the middle of the day, eating food, taking naps and wearing an atrocious dirty-ass JBF Agent Mulder with a beard meets Elvis with a mullet hair cut. I am honest to a fault. I'm lots of fun, but I don't have time for games, petty drama or emotional hysterics. I like people and romantic things such as the movie Titanic. I am *extremely* cosmopolitan. I SMOKE TREES, STACK PAPER AND KILL PEOPLE. LETS GO ON A FUCKIN DATE
What I'm Looking For
I’m seeking a like-minded woman to share a disastrous 3-9 month relationship with, ending in acrimony, emotional chaos, and possibly legal proceedings. I am looking for an attractive female who will at first give me obsessive love, praise and devotion - but whose paranoia, self-loathing and fear of rejection and abandonment will eventually lead her to alternately push me away and pull me closer in a love/hate cycle that will lead to infidelity, consensual sexual violence, and the eventual emotional breakdown of one or other party - or if we’re lucky - both!
PS I love older women like Tarzan loves Jane
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