AgentAdam
"Obviously, you're not a golfer...."
The Basics
Age:
53
Gender:
Male
Race:
Caucasian
Location:
Anaheim
California
United States
The Details
Body Type: A few extra poundsAppearance: Casual, ScruffyChildren: Yes - not living with meSexual Orientation: Straight
About Me
Just your average blue jeans n' t-shirt type of heavily tattooed Jewish tattoo artist from the "other" side of the tracks. I smoke too much. Drink too much. Cuss too much. Spend way more time watching t.v. than I should, and not enough time reading. I'd rather drive than walk. and seriously...plan on changing all of that. Well, 'cept for the blue jeans n' tshirt thing. Or the tattoos... you know what I mean. The smoking thing might take some time too... quitting smoking is a b%!*#!
What I'm Looking For
Brains. Beauty. Sense of humor. Some manners wouldn't hurt either. But really, I'm pretty flexible on most all of that. (not really) How 'bout someone who's like, a real human being? No bull@%! type. Or maybe the "cute" kinda bull@%! type. A real partner in crime - without the crime. Not into "perfect" Just into the "perfect" match Tell ya what - let's keep it simple: Be female, and speak some form of English. Even if it's not good English. We'll start there....
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